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Feast your eyes on a striking haven of power, BLACK in hue and bursting with grandeur. No Accidents. One Owner. CLEAN CARFAX. Remote Start, Backup Camera, Heated Steering Wheel, Bluetooth, Adaptive Cruise Control, Leather Upholstery, Keyless Entry, Heated Mirrors, Forward Collision Alert, Heated Mirrors, Rear Parking Aid, Power Driver Seat, Heated Front Seats, A/C, Electronic Climate Control, Power Windows/Locks/Mirrors, Tilt/Telescopic Steering Wheel, Blind Spot Sensor, Keyless Remote, Electronic Park Brake, Dual Zone A/C, Rear Air Vents, Lane Keep Assist, Paddle Shifter, LED Headlights/Taillights, Rear Window Defrost, Alloy Wheels, AM/FM/XM Radio, Steering Wheel Audio Controls, USB/AUX Input – an ensemble of features that spell luxury and inimitable prowess. Oh, strap in, dear audience, for we’re about to delve into a vehicular masterpiece that carves its presence on the road with the grace of a black panther at dusk.

Ladies, Gentlemen, I present to you the 2023 Jeep Grand Cherokee ALTITUDE, a chariot that commands attention without [...]

Ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes on a marvel of modern motoring, a 2019 Honda CR-V EX, shimmering in SILVER like a knight in shining armor. MOONROOF, ALLOY WHEELS, POWER DRIVER SEAT, BACKUP CAMERA – these are but a taste of the treasures within. Behold a chariot that commands the road with grace and sophistication, as if it were cruising down the streets of San Diego, with a jazz flute solo wafting through the air.

With its CVT Transmission, this trusty steed provides a ride as smooth as my jazz records, and with only 64974 kilometers under its belt, it’s just getting warmed up. Inside, the CR-V is a symphony of comfort, offering CLOTH UPHOLSTERY that caresses you like the gentle touch of a velvet smoking jacket. The heavens themselves part with the touch of a button, thanks to the celestial MOONROOF.

For those frosty Alberta mornings, the HEATED SEATS offer a warm embrace, preparing [...]

Who’s ready for an automotive extravaganza, as thrilling as a jazz flute solo? Remote Start, Backup Camera, Bluetooth, Auto Start/Stop, Cruise Control, Panoramic Roof, Cloth Upholstery, Keyless Entry, Forward Collision Alert, Roof Rails, Power Driver Seat, Heated Front Seats, Power Windows/Locks/Mirrors, Lane Departure Warning, Traction Control, Keyless Remote, Electronic Parking Brake, Dual Zone A/C, Rear Air Vents, Rear Cross Traffic Alert, Blind Spot Sensor, LED Headlights/Taillights, Rear Window Defrost, Alloy Wheels, AM/FM/XM Radio, Steering Wheel Audio Controls, USB/AUX Input, Apple CarPlay & Android Auto!! Behold, the 2023 Chevrolet Equinox LT, dressed to impress in a suave Gray coat that would even tempt a silver fox like yours truly. The interior, a temple of taste, swathed in the shades that not just any common vehicle dares to don.

This chariot of charm boasts a valiant 4 cylinder engine paired with an Automatic Transmission that shifts as smoothly as I segue into a commercial break. And let [...]

Have you ever craved a dash of midnight mystery on four wheels? Low Kilometers. Backup Camera, Cruise Control, Heated F/R Seats, Heated Steering Wheel, Bluetooth, Panoramic Roof, Leather Upholstery, Roof Rails, Power Driver Seat, A/C, Power Windows/Locks/Mirrors, Tilt/Telescopic Steering Wheel, Traction Control, Dual Zone A/C, Rear Air Vents, Blind Spot Sensor, Rear Cross Traffic Alert, Hill Descent Control, Halogen Headlights, Rear Window Defrost, Fog Lights, AM/FM/XM Radio, Steering Wheel Audio Controls, USB/AUX Input, Apple CarPlay & Android Auto – these are the treasures that await in this majestic chariot. With a suave nod and a sly wink, let me introduce you to the prodigious 2018 Hyundai Tucson SE, a steed as dark as a BLACK stallion under a new moon, equipped with a 4 cylinder engine and an Automatic Transmission that make every commute a smooth, suave affair.

Ladies and gents, this is no ordinary AWD; this is your ally against the dull and mundane. [...]

By the beard of Zeus, this 2021 Jeep Grand Cherokee LIMITED X is a sight to behold! Low Kilometers. SRT Style Hood, Pro Tech Package, Alpine Sound Package, Remote Start, NAV, Backup Camera, Memory Seat, Bluetooth, Auto Start/Stop, Paddle Shifter, Panoramic Roof, Leather Upholstery, Keyless Entry, Forward Collision Alert, Roof Rails, Rear Parking Aid, Heated Mirrors, Power Front Seats, Heated Front Seats, A/C, Electronic Climate Control, Power Windows/Locks/Mirrors, Tilt/Telescopic Steering Wheel, Heated Steering Wheel, Blind Spot Sensor, Traction Control, Keyless Remote, Garage Door Opener, Dual Zone A/C, Rear Air Vents, Auto-Dimming Rearview Mirror, Rear Cross Traffic Alert, Power Trunk, LED Headlights/Taillights, Rear Window Defrost, Alloy Wheels, AM/FM/XM Radio, Steering Wheel Audio Controls, USB/AUX Input, Apple CarPlay & Android Auto, stay classy Edmonton as I regale you with the tale of this blue-mantled beauty straight from Park Mazda’s vaunted halls.

The LIMITED X, a machine that demands respect on every street, comes with a formidable drivetrain, [...]

Kicking off your day with the ultimate question, who could resist the allure of the ever-so-popular Kona? No Accidents. Low Kilometers. CLEAN CARFAX. Cruise Control, Bluetooth, Heated Steering Wheel, Bluetooth, Backup Camera, Moonroof, Leather Upholstery, Forward Collision Alert, Rear Parking Aid, Roof Rails, Power Driver Seat, Heated Front Seats, A/C, Power Windows/Locks/Mirrors, Blind Spot Sensor, Lane Departure Warning, Traction Control, Keyless Remote, Lane Keep Assist, Rear Cross Traffic Alert, LED Headlights/Taillights, Rear Window Defrost, Alloy Wheels, AM/FM/XM Radio, Steering Wheel Audio Controls, USB/AUX Input, Apple CarPlay & Android Auto. Now, jazz it up with a dash of comfort because this 2019 Hyundai Kona LUXURY is here to whisk you away on an adventure of sophistication and style.

Strut through the icy grip of January with confidence as this Hyundai Kona, dressed to impress in the crispest WHITE, commands attention at every corner. The luscious 4 cylinder engine purrs like a kitten with every push of [...]

Well, hello there, discerning car enthusiasts! Cruise Control, Third Row Seat, Backup Camera, Bluetooth, Compustar Remote Start, Auto Start/Stop, Stow N Go Seats, Cloth Upholstery, Keyless Entry, Heated Mirrors, Forward Collision Alert, Roof Rails, A/C, Power Windows/Locks/Mirrors, Tilt/Telescopic Steering Wheel, Traction Control, Keyless Remote, Electronic Park Brake, Tri Zone Climate Control, Rear Climate Control, Dual Zone A/C, Rear Air Vents, Electronic Climate Control, Blind Spot Sensor, Halogen Headlights, Rear Window Defrost, Plain Steel Wheels, Wheel Covers, AM/FM Radio, Steering Wheel Audio Controls, USB/AUX Input! Feast your eyes on the epitome of automotive craftsmanship, a sterling example of vehicular excellence – the 2021 Chrysler Grand Caravan SE, shimmering in SILVER like a knight in gleaming armor, waiting to whisk you away on your next adventure.

Inside this chariot lies a vast expanse of BLACK upholstery, a spacious domain for passengers and cargo alike. The TRI ZONE CLIMATE CONTROL ensures that everyone from front to back enjoys [...]

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to be enthralled by a vehicle that’s as sophisticated as a three-piece suit at a discotheque: Cruise Control, Bluetooth, Backup Camera, Heated Steering Wheel, Heated Front Seats, Cloth Upholstery, Keyless Entry, A/C, Power Windows/Locks/Mirrors, Tilt/Telescopic Steering Wheel, Traction Control, Keyless Remote, Dual Zone A/C, Rear Air Vents, Blind Spot Sensor, Halogen Headlights, Rear Window Defrost, Alloy Wheels, AM/FM Radio, Steering Wheel Audio Controls, USB/AUX Input, Apple CarPlay & Android Auto! Step right up and feast your eyes on this dashing 2020 Kia Sorento LX, dressed to impress in a chic GRAY exterior with a classic Black interior that whispers luxury.

Imagine yourself at the helm of this alluring beast, with the power of a 4-cylinder engine coursing through its veins, paired with an Automatic Transmission for a ride as smooth as my jazz flute solos. This chariot is not just a pretty face; it’s got the brawn with All Wheel Drive, [...]

Feast your eyes on the epitome of class and sophistication, the 2019 Honda Civic Sedan TOURING, a vision in Blue with a luxurious Black interior. One Owner. Remote Start, NAV, Backup Camera, Bluetooth, Paddle Shifter, Heated F/R Seats, Adaptive Cruise Control, A/C, Power Windows/Locks/Mirrors, Lane Departure Warning, Traction Control, Keyless Remote, Garage Door Opener, Electronic Park Brake, Auto Hold, Auto Rain Wiper Controls, Dual Zone A/C, Lane Keep Assist, Leather Upholstery, Keyless Entry, Engine Block Heater, Forward Collision Alert, Rear Window Defrost, Fog Lights, Alloy Wheels, AM/FM/XM Radio, Steering Wheel Audio Controls, USB Input, Apple CarPlay & Android Auto! This gem doesn’t just drive, it glides down the road with an elegance that would make even the most discerning of drivers nod in approval. With a suave 116812 kilometers on the odometer, this Civic is just hitting its prime.

Step inside and be enveloped in a world of comfort and technology. The driver’s seat isn’t [...]